“Yeah… Um… It’s just… It’s not going to work out.”
Bahahah! Sounds pretty accurate!
(Source: thefuckwouldisaywhatfor, via zackthelionkingofcomedy)
“He is eight years old.” JESUS CHRIST
“That might or might...be drug-related.”
“don’t take it personal”
“Mistress”…disturbingly accurate >_>
“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.” Full of one-night stands, maybe?
LOL Mine says: “There are no stories about them, but they are often seen on Greek vases.”
second sentence is also hilarious.
“A golden halo of radiance around the recipient’s body” WAT
The shift in shade is no doubt an attempt to stay abreast of the capricious fashion trends of the Capitol.
“Continuing the previous example, if three parts are selected at random, what is the probability that the first two are...
“People seem to like whistles.” Ok
Seriously, it was a Math book...it says something about switching the bounds
“It’s always Joan of Arc or Christopher Columbus or Billy the Kid.”
“So well intended,...yet so insulting,” Gal whispers in my ear. wow…..no comment
This is from my math book: Tyrell is ordering cat food online. WELP
if you don’t help, the matter will get worse hmmmmmm
“These fluctuations periodically spit out elementary particle pairs, which exist for time intervals so short that we...
“Suppose we agree to drop ‘Aristotle’ and use, say, ‘the teacher of Alexander,’ then it is a necessary truth that the...
“Elizabeth (a little loftily): I have no—” LoLDSKFJHSDFKJ
” in a group have a bigger, more attractive impact than three in a group” -gardening book
“Halo weapons.” AHAHAHAHHAHAHSJDHFJBDHJFBHG
“It just didn’t occur to me that we wouldn’t be able to get out at the other end.” ………thanks, Goblet of Fire. Thanks.
To her surprise, the researcher finds that the number of incidents of family violence is correlated with ice cream...
“Mommy loved God.” -The Color of Water, James McBride. …For those of you that know me well, this is incredibly fitting...
MalinHope : ”Abselutely pointless, seing as your mother´s charm does that already” haha
Bud Brown, harried and officious, began yelling: “Hey! You haven’t paid for that! Hey, you! Come back here with those...
This epic future-versus-present-day clash would be played out across several story arc in the UK comics (“Target: 2006,”...
“I could see that the bolt of the lock had not been shot, but the door was fastened from the inside.” Dracula, page 45.